We've surmised a newer way to do the website introduction.

It's a play set, like a ballet performance would have, and the guy comes down from the roof in the logo, like a set piece. He peels from it and leaps across the stage, and then a set piece of a wall with a door on it springs up and clonks him in the face mid-leap. He falls down, gets up and knocks on the door. It opens and holy light shines on him. THe curtains close with the website logo on them and the website loads.

Done some roughies and stuff. Will post.